Geoff Ramsey tells the story of when he was in Waco and got invited to a gay threesome for $1000.
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i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men
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so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
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I did not see that coming
IM SCREAMING WHY DIDNT THE MOVIE GO LIKE THIS
why wasnt the whole film about Loki trying to free Midgard from having to wear pants
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LION KING BLOOPERS
These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.
HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
I needed this in my life.
if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you
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it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit
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